My Worst Habit.

Why? Why cant I keep from losing everything? Ever since I was a little dirt, I've had this problem. Wallets, clothes, cd's, and worst of all cell phones. For you that know me, know that Im pretty bad with having to have the "latest" technology cell phones there is. Which usually cost me between 3 to 5 hundred at a time. But, those who know me also know that Im the cheapest mofo on the planet and refuse to pay 35 cents a year for phone insurance. I am a cheap bastard.
I also know that they cell little accessories to help prevent people like myself from losing things, like I seem to do. First we'll start with the cell phone clip.


No fucking way will I wear that. Im sorry to the people that do. Its fuckin redneck. Next the fucking chain wallet.



Fuck no. Nothing is more redneck, and Kurt Cobaine died mass ago. I dont know what to do. Any suggestions would help. I guess my grandpa was a genius and could predict the future when he said that I would lose my head if it wasnt attached. I believe he is right.