Thursday, August 25, 2011

Whats wrong with the world PT. 1


This clip, coupled with the little boy singing "all my single ladies" and then weeping when told he’s not a “single lady” are just two more proofs of where our youth is heading. I pray to fake god that both these kids turn out to be gay cause otherwise, I really don’t know what to say.
Actually, if he(Lil’ lady BlobBlob) is not gay, It’s even better cause, thanks to the internet, he will have to live this down for the rest of his miserable , King Dong eating, marching band back up squad failure, diabetes filled existence. I can only hope the wedgies are as brutal as they are frequent. The fucked up thing is this is obviously his parents fault (it always is). They put him in that extra small toddlers shirt, handed him the banana, and told him this was ok. I’m all for supporting your children’s creative process. Better that than muffling it. But this is just straight up cruel.
again, if the kid does turn out to be gay, I retract this whole thing. If he is ga , than he’s just another one of the million guy dudes who can’t control themselves around a video camera when Lady GAGA is playing. More power to them.
The reality of it is the little “Single ladies” crier isn’t old enough to understand what he’s singing about. But this tubby little shit bucket? He must have some semblance of an idea of what is going on. Unless…he’s basically a real live version of :


in which case, i suppose he gets a pass.

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