MTV and Pointless Ranting.

i watched the mtv movie awards like i always fucking do.just a few notes on the evening:

1)sarah silverman is my bitch. playing out those dumb ass viewer movie parodies may have been the highlight for me...cause fuck that shit...

2)ok, johnny depp is the man and all but i kinda wish he would stop dressing like joey lawrence. seriously...who the fuck wears ripped jeans with a plaid shirt tied around thier waist...to an awards ceremony. he's not the bassist from soundgarden...he's fucking johnny depp. i think he could untie the plaid shirt..unless he's covering up his gigantic eggplant shaped ass like insecure bridge and tunnel hoes.
he dresses like a 15 year old drama nerd...

3) i love rihanna but she cannot sing (live)...umbrella is not exactly a hard song to sing. she could only hit the high notes (sometimes). singers who can't sing...it's just crazy to me. it may be the only job in the world where that works out...but she makes a little sense cause she's fucking hot.

4)amy winehouse, on the other hand, can sing her ass off...even lazily...her face , on the other OTHER hand, is pretty much the same face every eastern european homeless woman has after 10 years of meth addiction. her teeth are so fucked up other british people look at her teeth like "Damn..that bitch's mouth is fuuuuuuucked up...". she has a raptor mouth.

5)bruce willis is kind of the man..he's always drunk on camera. not just tipsy...like slurring drunk.

on another topic...I was at work today and me and some people got to talking about shitty slang...

here's a list of slang words i deem unacceptable:

1)weaksauce
this may be the worst word ever..."dude, when you fucked my sister, that was totally weaksauce" i didn't make that up..people say that shit. it's the only word that can make faggy passive aggressive complaints MORE pussy.
2)hella
sorry Eddie, i know it's your word...but you know what? i'm not from cali and that shit sounds stupid to me. i'm sure you guys think the same thing about east coast slang too...but whatever..fuck that word.
3)fantastic
this one's rare but i always imagine hearing it in a europian accent.
4)radical
any words that seemingly came out of the surfing lifestyle can get the dick from me...i'd list "kowabunga" too but no one says that shit...
5)
here are words i used to deem unacceptable and said jokingly but now they're a part of my everyday speaking:

1)dude
it's a laid back cali word...of course, i don't use it like spicoli or anything but saying "that dude is a douche bag" or "fuck that dude" rolls of the tounge so well.
2)bro AKA to bro out, the act of bro-ing out.
i fought that one too..but it got me. (damn you holtz!). i think the thing i like about it is how ridiuclous you can get with it. like "that was quite bro-esque of you the other night when you put my drunk ass in a cab"
3)"tight" and "hot"
not so much anymore but those kinda snuck in for a while... and fuck Mims. Seriously. This is why Im hot. Lame.
4) Lame
Ive found myelf saying that shit is lame since Middle School. I love that word but now that I think about Im the only one who says it anymore..... Maybe Nikki.
4)awesome
much like "dude" it was a word i was totally against saying for a while...but it too is a great descriptive word. i can't fight it. it's awesome. however, when paired with "radical" it becomes the worst word ever.

aside from these i still talk like a white guy who liked rap in the early 90's. i still say things are "mad dope"...i don't think krs one even says that shit anymore...