One offs

apperently penguins are dying at an alarmingly fast rate. this is sad i guess but on the bright side maybe people will stop making those stupid fucking penguin movies

gambling is better then strippers cause , with gambling, you sometimes win. however, this is over ruled if you're in puerto rico and pay the extra 20 backs for a blow job. while you may still be a loser, there's a win in there somewhere.

speaking of strippers giving head, i guess guys don't mind having cock breath blown all up in thier grills. i think you could get aids from touching one of those bitches plaque covered teeth.

thera-flu tastes like kool aid and bile. chugging it is like barfing in your mouth while eating a starbust and then swallowing it.

wanna be professional dancers, olympic hopefulls and magicians are all pretty much the same unless they blow up and become one of the rare super famous people in those fields. otherwise, they all pretty much end up working in a strip club or resturants.

people who sing to themselves loudly on the street are like porn stars who think they're gonna make it big after porn.

the only bad thing about the smoking ban in bars is that you can't really blast off a disgusting fart in a bar anymore. before you could just go to a heavily populated area and let one loose and it would vanish into the clouds. now, if you do it, the smell follows you around like a tail.

i don't understand las vegas. i understand gambling, slutty girls, high prices and fake low brow decadance when seperated but when you throw them all into one big pot and stir it, it makes for a pretty disgusting place to be. add some sequins and people who were too shallow for l.a. and you have officially blown my mind.

reality tv is running out of ideas. it hurts me to say that cause i've been such a staunch supporter but i think mtv will give any retard with tits a show. actually a retard with great tis would be better then some of the shows they have on at the moment.