Things i love:
watching "america's funniest home videos" on mute
fart jokes
fat peoples sprinting
drunk clubby girls with hooker heels tripping when they walk over subway grates
the flavor of love...with every episode, my love gets a little bit deeper.
Nikki
the smell of sulfer and gasoline
a good dump
watching strangers fight on the street
lower back dimples (on girls)
the new jackass and how the homoerotic parts make thugs uncomfortable.
lists
pom tea cause, although it's super expensive, it tastes great and you get a free glass out of it.
all things that are free (of charge)...
seeing a skateboarder really eat it hard
knowing the bartender
knowing the last Korn album failed miserably.
my moms taste in rap
Mtv's "true life: i'm a jersey shore guido retard"
justified hating
oh, but wait, that reminds me...i forgot, i have mad hate in my heart...and it goes like this...
Things i hate:
vertically striped button ups and the douche bags who wear them.
Goshen and everyone in it.
fag hags who refuse to aknowledge that some gay men can be just as annoying as a 13 year old girl.
girls with underbites
cokehead breath in my grill
99% of female rappers and comedians
college students and their fucking opinions
aggressive bums
people who can't fathom me not watching "the soprano's"
the sound styrofoam makes when it's touched.
beets
native americans and thier petty fucking problems (just kidding).
Politics
and that's where the list ends. everything else on the planet, i have no opinion on.
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