Would you?...

A little warning, this is a rude one. Most guys who read this will know what I’m talking about. The ladies, however, may read this and either kill themselves or just hate men on some whole other level. I’m just saying, this is the world we live in and , more importantly, don’t kill the messenger.
There’s a game men play called “Would You Fuck Her?”. It pretty much consists of two or more men being anywhere on earth and a girl within 50 feet of them. This is a game pretty much all men play. Whether they be handsome men, fat men,disfigured men, rich men, homeless men, the lead singer of Coldplay…all of them.
This is also a game no girl should ever be anywhere near to witness because it is truly a window into the horrific mind of your average male. Here are some examples of things that may be said during this game that might ruin even the most confident of girls… day/life:
“Would you fuck her?”
“Umm…if I didn’t have to talk to her and she’d disappear right afterwards, yes…”
or
“If I had to put absolutely no work in and we didn’t kiss.”
or
“From The Back..”
All of these responses are pretty brutal..especially considering how assumptive they are..but don’t forget, the game is
“Would You Fuck Her?”,
not
“Would You Hang With Her And See What Happens, Perhaps Blossoming Into A Meaningful Relationship.”
No one plays that game, not even mormons.
But the most brutal of all is this one:
“Would you fuck her?”
“Nah, but I’d let her suck my dick.”
This one is soooooo ill to me when I step back a look at it cause the concept of LETTING a girl suck your dick is fucking amazing. Like our dicks are made fine chocolate and have magical healing powers.
The crazy shit about that statement is that it opens the doors to viewing a man’s lowest standards. Men are foul. When playing this game, we look at girls and sum them up physically to the point where we see their bodies and “decide” what “we’d let them do”. Like; A dope ass? Hit it from the back. Pretty face but terrible body? Head. Dope body and shitty face? Sex with no effort and preferably no kissing. But the “I’d let her suck my dick” is extra ill because, in many cases, most dudes will let ANYONE suck their dicks. Shit, I know a few dudes who potentially have let trannies suck them off. I even know some straight guys who very well may have looked both ways and ducked in an alley and let a gay dude blow them.
Speaking of gay dudes, they are the only people alive that, if strangers, will actually be happy if you let them suck your dick. Hell, some of those guys PAY to suck a strangers dick.
BUT Show me that girl and I’ll show you a girl who has been through the ringer (and back again) and very likely has enough herpes in her mouth to kill someone.
Here’s a question:
While I know girls also play a variation of this game, how deep does it get? Does it go into “Well, I’d let him finger me..” or ” He could eat my pussy if we didn’t have to kiss”? I feel like girls can be just as brutal about it as men, but the difference is, we mean it. I highly doubt a girl would let some stranger go down on her (unless it’s like Johnny Knoxville or some shit like that, which is still a bit confusing to me. )
But I don’t doubt that about 75% of the men I know might let Kelly Osbourne suck them off if no one was looking.
I, however, exclude myself from that 75% because she looks like Corky from “Life Goes On” dressed as a goth for halloween.